ABOUT
A clothing label built by people who never log off.
We started TESLA MERCH because the internet's best jokes deserved better cotton.
The brand lives where electric cars, launch windows, trading terminals and animals with too much confidence overlap. That's a real culture, and it had been dressed in cheap print-on-demand for far too long.
So we built a small studio: one illustrator, one pattern-cutter, one person who watches charts all night and writes the captions. Everything ships from our own inventory in numbered runs, and every character on a garment is ours.
We are not affiliated with any vehicle manufacturer, spaceflight company, exchange or token. We just make the uniform.
DRAWN IN-HOUSE
Every character, print and embroidery starts as a pencil sketch at our studio desk. No stock art, no scraped memes.
FIXED RUNS
We decide the number before we print it, put it on the label, and stop when it's gone.
FABRIC FIRST
300–480gsm cottons and brushed fleece. The joke should be the only lightweight thing.
NO AFFILIATIONS
We're an independent label. We reference internet culture; we don't borrow anyone's trademarks.
CONTACT
Talk to a human.
Orders, sizing, wholesale, collabs or general chaos — we answer within one working day.
STUDIO@TESLA MERCH.SHOP